Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
