just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it's like iHOP with fire
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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