"it" just moved
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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