There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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