okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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