Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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