new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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