no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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