Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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