Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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