you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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