how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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