Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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