Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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