Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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