check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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