My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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