glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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