So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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