I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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