Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We need a shit load of segways right now
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
