we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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