We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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