This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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