Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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