I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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