My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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