butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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