And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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