Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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