found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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