I think I am morally bankrupt
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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