? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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