yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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