Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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