does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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