Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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