I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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