Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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