Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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