Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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