so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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