i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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