My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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