I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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