Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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