piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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