i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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