420 ftw
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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