Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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