did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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