Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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