well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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